Arses of Verses

Arse 1

there was a man

whose name was Han

who was fond

of the fishes of his pond

some were red

some were blue

and Han's friend Ted

Loved them too

But then came a guy

who let out a sigh

and ate those fishes

against their wishes

and let out a fart

for he wasn't very smart

the fart carried their souls

to god's fishy bowls

and thus they reached heaven

when the clock struck seven

Han was very sad

And grief made him mad

And hence he fell and died

For him Ted cried

and Ted died too

and this story is true.

Arse 2

love is so beautiful

that if you don't do love you are fool

love makes us drool

so much that before long it's a pool

of saliva and juice of love

and god lives in heaven above

does love to goddess 

and kisses her face

heart becomes happy and sings

of nice beautiful things

for love is so beautiful and sweet

that happy little birds chirp and tweet

if you don't love this poem i will be sad

and think that you don't love me and think that you are bad

so let us do the love

and fly high to the sky above!