The irate pirate lived life king size
Till he got that pleasant surprise
In the form of faceless masks
Since that day he’s dry and cold
And from what I’ve been told
He bides his time thru ceaseless tasks
Now the elephant, he was greedy
He begged for food from my lady
So she took him to the pirate
The pirate stared into his eyes
Which were heavy with untold lies
He waved at him and said: “Bye, Mate!”
The captain’s steady with his ship
The barmaid’s ready with her whip
I know not what to do now
Laws and rules to fool the fool
And Statues stare with eyes so cool
To cut thru your heart somehow
The pirate scratches his dusty jaws
The clock stretches her rusty claws
But I am tired of this place
Every fortnight he skips his lunch
He might die, and that’s my hunch
And Mother says my room’s a mess
Once upon it used to snow
But that was oh so long ago
And now this thirst is ruthless
The elephant was a tusker once
And Mother Goose shall ask her sons
For naked truth is toothless!
So the pirate shall ride the songs
straight to hell, where he belongs
And the same applies for Mother Goose
The elephant chewed up the decanter
And this very sight had weakened her
And I’m way too busy kissing my shoes
And this is where it must end
Dig for gold and find a friend
But never forget those dry goodbyes
Lock the door and wash the floor
Ask for a little and ask for more
The irate pirate lived life kingsize
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