Tuesday, May 26, 2015

it happened one day

so one day the Supreme Court met the Center
and they signed a Merger Agreement
the new Company thus formed was named the Supreme Center
and the first Commandment they thundered down from
their throne in a mound known as the Raisin Sized Gonads Hills
was as follows:
'all ye shall be the property of the state like ye always were'
the folks laughed dry like sad people do
and said - fuck yeah, do you think we haven't known this thus far?'
confused, the Supreme Center Co. Pvt. Ltd called a shareholders' meeting
and hauled up a shareholder named Mister Education System
the other shareholders accused him of having too many holes
and hung him upside down.'

i meant hanged.

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