Take That, You Scumbags!

I hate those guidelines
That push me to the sidelines
I love the Left, I hate the Right
And I love the way the Irish say “shite”
I hate slimy-slithery-scheming cockroaches
I love sunny-side-up glorious egg-poaches
And two more lines before I leave
A sigh of relief, I know, you’ll heave
It’s just that I adore myself, and that I despise all of you
Honestly, friends, tell me if I am saying something new